I don't know about you lot but I always read a blog entry that has some sort of "EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT!" or "HARDCORE BLOG DEVELOPMENTS OMG THINGS ARE HAPPENING FOR ME FINALLY!" title.
I mean, who wouldn't!
So...basically I have tricked you...no exciting developments here. MWAHAHAHAHA. Oh dear I feel practically crazed with power.
Still, I have decided I am going to become more diligent with the blog and try and make something happen.
I mean I am freaking talented and my whole life is performance art so if others can do it, why not I?
So, as professional bloggers and organised people are wont to do, I have decided to institute a blogging schedule. This is to force me into writing every day.
Here it is - oh I am so excited!*
Monday - Moaning Martha Monday - join me as I elucidate on things that get my goat, where I vent my proverbial spleen, and where I basically WHINGE FOR AUSTRALIA!
Tuesday - Tasty Tuesdays! Join me, um, again I guess, as I talk about FOOD - come here for tips and tricks, budget meal ideas and healthy recipes!**
Wednesday - WHINGING WEDNESDAY! Oh no wait, that sounds a bit too much like Moaning Martha Monday. Ughh. I'll have to come back to Wednesday.
Thursday - Thrifty Thursday! Join me, as I go on incessantly about all the crap I've bought at op shops. Crazy Jesus statues with chipped noses? TICK! Ancient Scottish woollen sweaters? GUILTY AS CHARGED!
Friday - FARSHHHHHION FRIDAY! This one is my favourite. Here I will go on about clothes and that. Because I like clothes. And that.
Saturday - On Saturdays we will welcome back the much missed SLAPDASH REPORT! Where I update you on all things CURRENT AFFAIRS AND POLITIC-ESQUE. You know you want it!
Sunday - Slappy Sunday. Here I just crap on about whatever I feel like. AWESOME TO THE MAX!
OK...so what should I do for Wednesdays? Any ideas? Anyone out there still reading this blog?
Alan? Alan? Alan?
Here's a photo of a hamster.
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| Look at him! HE HAS A CORM! |
*DISCLAIMER: am not actually that excited
**HAHAHAHA as if - tricked you again. I will talk about food though I guess because I tend to eat lots of it, more's the pity.
Hahahahaha love the sound of the schedule! Can't wait to read it all. xo
ReplyDeleteExcellent! Now I just have to, you know,actually write it!
DeleteSounds awesome, what about Whoop-de-doo Wednesdays, where you can bang on about all things great in your week? :-)
ReplyDeleteThis is a good idea..but, isn't that like, POSITIVE THINKING or something??? I DON'T KNOW IF I AM BUILT FOR IT!
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ReplyDeleteWhimsical Wednesday? Could be about your whimsical acts or those you have observed during your life of performance art...?
ReplyDeleteKeep up the blogging - I love reading them. They fill me with an odd mix of procrastination and inspiration. My favourite mix of all!! That should be an ice-cream flavour...
Procas-piration? I am pleased I can be of some assistance!! LOL.
DeleteMaybe What the F Wednesday? All the weird things that crop up on the Internet or in the word have to be worth documenting?
ReplyDeleteThis is a good idea. I'll throw it INTO THE MIX as they say! The interwebs are full of MYSTERY and INTRIGUE!
DeleteLooking forward to them all - what a hefty mix! Especially keen for some Slapdash Report, I just know that'll make a good read ;-) x
ReplyDeleteLOL. You should read some of my old reports. YOU MIGHT CHANGE YOUR MIND!!
Delete"Wishful Wednesday" where you wish for all sorts of wonderful stuff and indulge in a little day dreaming??!
ReplyDeleteI'm all for Winning Wednesday where you give me a prize - just me that is - my idea and I'm not sharing my prizes!
ReplyDeleteWhat about your craft? Crafty Wednesday doesn't sound that great though. What about "She's Crafty on Wednesdays" Hmmm. Wednesday is tough! I don't know.
ReplyDeleteWhat I do know is I want more posts about buntings! And other crafts! Crochet!
Brainstorm!
Waffle Wednesday!
Where you can waffle on about whatever you want!
I can't wait for tomorrow's Thrifty Thursday post!
What about Wishful Wednesday !!! LOVE it girl and very excited that you are going to blog more, I love your work :)
ReplyDeleteI would love to be able to keep up with a schedule - I feel like my blogging fell by the wayside this month with morning sickness, but I hope to be back on track soon. Keep blogging as I enjoy reading it!
ReplyDeleteYou're crazy, this plan might just work lol. Wednesday should be comedy.
ReplyDeleteLOVING Lila's suggestion of WTF Wednesday. Too funny! And when it's a really weird week on the interwebz, you could totally call it WTAF Wednesday. I'd totally tune in for that x
ReplyDeleteHow well organised you are becoming but you are going to be oh so busy from now on. Perhaps Wednesday could be all things beginning with the letter W so therefore something different each Wednesday. Just a thought.
ReplyDeleteWell you could do a "Wellness Wednesday"? Where you enlighten us with tales of serene meditations* you have done or provide advice on "dressing to suit your chakras".
ReplyDeleteBut I think what your readers would find really entertaining would be a "Wine Tasting Wednesday". Each week you could choose a different grape variety or region and give us your Slapdash tasting notes! I know that I for one would would put this on my weekly must read list ;)