Update.

So it's been a while, yeah? I don't know where to begin. What's been happening, I hear you ask? Well, look, what HASN'T been happening might be a better question.

Since I last posted, I think this has happened;

1. Sold our beautiful house for less than we paid for it. Have only just stopped bawling my eyes out about this emotional and financial setback but still FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS AND ALL THAT EH WHAT.

2. Moved to Brisbane. I chose our rental house in what can only be described as RUSHED and LESS THAN IDEAL circumstances that were mainly about me panicking we wouldn't have a roof over our heads and now we have ended up with a character-filled but also REPULSIVELY RUNDOWN hovel. Mould, stained bath, rotten gutters, filthy venetian blinds. And so forth. But what doesn't kill you makes you stronger RIGHT PEOPLE!? It's not so bad *coughs up a lung from mould spore contagion*

3. P started prep. I KNOW RIGHT WHERE DID THE TIME GO MY BABY AND ALL THAT. Seems to be going gangbusters after a shaky start.

4. Graduated as a teacher *heck yes*. Got temporary contract at fancy pants girls school. Interesting times.

There's probably other stuff but I'm exhausted from squabbling children and eating too many jelly snakes - WHAT'S NEW HEY SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE!

Tell me what's been going on with you.

Ciao.

I'm back.

So I've decided to return to Slapdash Mama.

I've spent months and months trying to think of a new blog and not writing anything.

It seems stupid. I've been worried about people finding this blog and then not giving me a job as a teacher but that seems ridiculous too.  I mean it's an asset surely I AM JUST SO WITTY what is not to like and hire about me and this blog?


Blogging has given me more enjoyment, interesting connections and lifelong friendships than anything else.

SO I'm back. For what it's worth.

Talk soon dudes.