Friday, April 12, 2013

Blog Power Events.


Blog Power Events run workshops for bloggers, and they are holding one very soon, and they are giving away a free ticket!

As if I would need to go to a blogging workshop!? Pfft. Me? AS IF!

Look we all know that I am just amazingly talented and gifted in many different areas. I am the ULTIMATE MULTI TASKER!

It's actually REALLY HARD for me to think of ways I could be improved by such a workshop. I am practically perfect in every way already!

See! Practically perfect. Like the original super nanny herself.


Like, I am totes a fashion blogger - I can model awesome clothes REALLY WELL,  and have my finger on the pulse, fashion wise, as demonstrated in Exhibit A;


Yeah baby WORK IT!
I am skilled in photography, absolutely a PRO! Exhibit B -

Still life, with thumbs.
I am a SHAMELESS NETWORKER! Exhibit C;

Just hanging out with the Silver Budgie back in the day...


I am EXTREMELY good at all things techy. I am so awesome that I even know how to use the photocopier at work! Sometimes. If you only want a single A4 copy. Behold, Exhibit D;

Here I am just tappity tapping away on the ole computer, HIGH TECH STYLE!
See? I am already an expert at everything.

So look, basically after going through all that rigmarole I've realised I am just on top of pretty much everything, blogging wise, and frankly I can't IMAGINE what this Blog Power Events bizzo could possibly teach me.

I mean maybe I should be PRESENTING at the workshop! Yes I think I should!

I'll be waiting by the phone for their people to call my people. I am sure it will happen at ANY MOMENT!

DISCLAIMER: I do not actually know anything about blogging or photography or the interwebz or searching engine thingummies or anything. I was lying.

PICK ME!!!! PICK ME!!!!!!!! PICK MEEEEE!!!!!!!
*weeps quietly*

THE END.

22 comments:

  1. Haha, I would go to your workshop :) Rachel x

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    1. Oh, I forgot to add something to my post Rachel!
      PICK MEEEEE!
      pickmepickmepickme

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  2. I would go to your workshop too...I think a seminar devoted to how to wear jeggings and how not to take photos of feet and pockets...unless you meant to...would be well received!
    Good luck with your campaign!

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  3. This is utterly hilarious in every way. I hope they pick you. X

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    1. Oh thank you Trudie! Here's hoping my reverse psychology has the desired effect hehehe

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  4. You totally should be presenting at that power thingo. I don't know what they could possibly teach you.

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    1. Hahahaha! Oh dear my plan is fiendishly clever! Thanks Ness xx

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  5. THumbs! I want to learn how to do the thumbs too!! Teach me yoda, please. x

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    1. I'll be sure to pass on the wisdom Kim!!

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  6. Actually - truly really - HOW did you make the follow bloglovin button thingo? I really do need to know this, please please please?

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    1. Kim you log into Bloglovin, claim your blog and then there is an option to install a whole variety of buttons, there are heaps of different designs!!! Make sense??

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  7. I think you should definitely be there in a Jeggings Afficionado Supervisory Capacity. They were probably worried that you're way too sophisticated and experienced for their rookie nonsense and that you'd reject the offer of a ticket!

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  8. Love the Mary Poppins get up. This entry was practically perfect in every way x

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  9. Completely unrelated, but while I remember as my memory resembles one of those plastic things with a hole in it, the word for which quite escapes me at the moment (how I wish I was joking) where is your subscribe button? For emails of your latest blog posts? I can see a subscribe to comments but not to new blog posts? Unquestionably it is me who is missing it, but thought I would ask while I remember!

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    1. Hello A, there is a subscribe by email box over to the right in my sidebar. I'm not surprised you can't see it my sidebar is a shocking messy hodge podge and must be rectified ASAP!

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  10. Good luck - would love to meet you there xxx

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    1. Looks like I will be joining you there J!!

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    1. Thanks L look forward to seeing you there!

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