Blog Power Events run workshops for bloggers, and they are holding one very soon, and they are giving away a free ticket!
As if I would need to go to a blogging workshop!? Pfft. Me? AS IF!
Look we all know that I am just amazingly talented and gifted in many different areas. I am the ULTIMATE MULTI TASKER!
It's actually REALLY HARD for me to think of ways I could be improved by such a workshop. I am practically perfect in every way already!
|See! Practically perfect. Like the original super nanny herself.|
Like, I am totes a fashion blogger - I can model awesome clothes REALLY WELL, and have my finger on the pulse, fashion wise, as demonstrated in Exhibit A;
|Yeah baby WORK IT!|
|Still life, with thumbs.|
|Just hanging out with the Silver Budgie back in the day...|
I am EXTREMELY good at all things techy. I am so awesome that I even know how to use the photocopier at work! Sometimes. If you only want a single A4 copy. Behold, Exhibit D;
|Here I am just tappity tapping away on the ole computer, HIGH TECH STYLE!|
So look, basically after going through all that rigmarole I've realised I am just on top of pretty much everything, blogging wise, and frankly I can't IMAGINE what this Blog Power Events bizzo could possibly teach me.
I mean maybe I should be PRESENTING at the workshop! Yes I think I should!
I'll be waiting by the phone for their people to call my people. I am sure it will happen at ANY MOMENT!
DISCLAIMER: I do not actually know anything about blogging or photography or the interwebz or searching engine thingummies or anything. I was lying.
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