I am a woman of many bad habits. These habits include but are not limited to;
- nail biting and picking
- picking scabs
- squeezing pimples
- never having cash in my purse and always having to borrow money off people at work. I never even have cash in my purse for the church collection. Straight to hell.
- comfort eating
- obsessive thoughts
- obsessive checking of certain websites that may or may not include Facebook
- thinking 24/7 about clothes and about buying clothes even though I have lots of clothes
I am currently obsessed with the website birdsnest.com.au.
I want all of the things. They have heaps of really nice dresses.
Here's the latest shizz that I covet on their website.
|I think if I had a larger collection of suitably brightly coloured and natty coverall kaftan arrangements, my enjoyment of the beach (with my ruddy pork crackling skin) would be increased 11/10.|
|Another beachy coverall thingo. I need it.|
|Cute dress, no? I am attracted to this yellow floral print. It speaks to me at a profound level and says "buy me! Throw chafing and caution to the wind!"|
|Obsessed with all the dresses by this label, "Lazybones". So lovely and they look cool and swishy. And flattering I reckon. I approve of this shape frock, it does wonders for my ample thighs and buttocks and relatively small waist.|
|Everyone needs a white dress for summer, right? Well, I think they do. I like this one. It would be a good way of hiding unshaven legs. Which let's face it is high priority round these parts.|
|What's not to like about this top? It has pom poms, it has sort of folksy Mexican embroidery, it's white, it's colourful, it has long sleeves for maximum sun protection.|
|Can't. Stop. Thinking. About. This. Dress. I mean, naturally I am thinking about Climate Change, Red Cross Appeals, social ISSUES, but also, this dress.|
|I likie this dressie.|
|Another excellent way to make the most of a small waist and conceal a hairy leg. I have one maxi skirt and by God I wish I had bought one sooner.|
I have heard some terribly sad and upsetting things over the last few weeks, but at least I am soothed by mindlessly perusing clothes on the interwebs.
Do you pretend-shop on the internet? Should I really be doing this on Pinterest? Does anyone even care?