I don't know about you lot but I always read a blog entry that has some sort of "EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT!" or "HARDCORE BLOG DEVELOPMENTS OMG THINGS ARE HAPPENING FOR ME FINALLY!" title.
I mean, who wouldn't!
So...basically I have tricked you...no exciting developments here. MWAHAHAHAHA. Oh dear I feel practically crazed with power.
Still, I have decided I am going to become more diligent with the blog and try and make something happen.
I mean I am freaking talented and my whole life is performance art so if others can do it, why not I?
So, as professional bloggers and organised people are wont to do, I have decided to institute a blogging schedule. This is to force me into writing every day.
Here it is - oh I am so excited!*
Monday - Moaning Martha Monday - join me as I elucidate on things that get my goat, where I vent my proverbial spleen, and where I basically WHINGE FOR AUSTRALIA!
Tuesday - Tasty Tuesdays! Join me, um, again I guess, as I talk about FOOD - come here for tips and tricks, budget meal ideas and healthy recipes!**
Wednesday - WHINGING WEDNESDAY! Oh no wait, that sounds a bit too much like Moaning Martha Monday. Ughh. I'll have to come back to Wednesday.
Thursday - Thrifty Thursday! Join me, as I go on incessantly about all the crap I've bought at op shops. Crazy Jesus statues with chipped noses? TICK! Ancient Scottish woollen sweaters? GUILTY AS CHARGED!
Friday - FARSHHHHHION FRIDAY! This one is my favourite. Here I will go on about clothes and that. Because I like clothes. And that.
Saturday - On Saturdays we will welcome back the much missed SLAPDASH REPORT! Where I update you on all things CURRENT AFFAIRS AND POLITIC-ESQUE. You know you want it!
Sunday - Slappy Sunday. Here I just crap on about whatever I feel like. AWESOME TO THE MAX!
OK...so what should I do for Wednesdays? Any ideas? Anyone out there still reading this blog?
Alan? Alan? Alan?
Here's a photo of a hamster.
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| Look at him! HE HAS A CORM! |
*DISCLAIMER: am not actually that excited
**HAHAHAHA as if - tricked you again. I will talk about food though I guess because I tend to eat lots of it, more's the pity.
