Well so much for more diligent blogging and writing. I haven't written a jolly thing except To Do lists and one essay since my last enthusiastic blog post.
Unemployed life is just so darn busy!
Here are some visuals...
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| Momma's watchin' her stories |
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| Git yerself some grits child, Momma's busy |
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| Momma's got a good feelin about this one kids! |
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Anyway, when I haven't been wasting time instagramming the shizz out of myself wearing a weird mullet (and LOOK I think that is a totally CREATIVE and LEGITIMATE artform so there), I've been wasting time at op shops. SEEING A THEME HERE PEOPLE? I start the blog post with pained complaints about having no time to blog/write, then i talk about all the weird crap I've bought at opshops. I think of opshopping as a totally legit creative artform too. My life is basically one long piece of performance art.
Here I am modelling an outfit sourced mainly from opshops. YOU TOO COULD GET THIS LOOK AND BE JUST AS LUMPEN AND AWKWARD LOOKING AS I! Oh yeah baby. I call this look "Matronly Boho".You saw it here first.
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| You can't tell in this photo but I am wearing BLACK UNDIES and the skirt is basically TOTALLY TRANSPARENT. I went to the shops and the library like this. I essentially don't even care any more. Check out my undies WHATEVER! |
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| Also got these shoes. HOW GOOD ARE MY LEGS? SO GOOD! |
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| Got these shoes too. My legs! I tell you! They are hot! Long hair don't care! |
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| Got this hipster retro macrame plant holder at an op shop. What a find! God it was an exciting moment. |
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| Got carried away with reading Apartment Therapy and embracing my macrame pot holder so I bought some more Hipster plants inluding this mother-in-law's tongue and pink pot. Don't know what's going on with my arm in this pic,something cray cray is happening. |
Other things I have achieved recently include;
- finishing all the Breaking Bad episodes. I was satisfied with the end but wonder, will there ever be a Jesse spinoff? I for one would watch it.
- taking up Lap Swimming. That is to say, I
went once, last week. Still, I was impressed with myself and
instagrammed that moment too, for posterity. I hope to repeat it at some
time in the next year.
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| This brings me to another related development- I have committed to NEVER EVER shaving or waxing my bikini line again. My skin just can't cope. I am permanently covered in ingrown hairs, rashes and boils. What's worse, boils on your privates or some hairs? I take hairs. Some friends have been shocked by this revelation but I am remaining firm. I may invest in some board short related swimwear, or I may not. I can't be bothered doing it any more. If my pubes offend you, feel free to turn away in disgust. Not bovvered. | | | | | | God almighty the formatting has gone absolutely doo-lally on this post so I think I might just quit while I'm ahead. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
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